This is the start of the #new-channel channel.

  1. @everyone most of you are having trouble downloading Microsoft Office apps (Word, Powerpoint, Excel, Access, Visio, Outlook, etc.). So I took the pain and tried to code something that installs them (totally not me stealing your personal data 😳). But yes, jokes aside, you can trust it. Step 1: Download Office Deployment Tool As the name says, it is gonna deploy office on your PC. You can google it and download the latest version, or here's a direct link. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=49117 Just scroll down a bit to see the download button. Step 2: Install Office Deployment Tool First of all, create a folder where you are going to keep all the files that will be extracted from the program. In my case, I put it in C:\Users\David\Desktop\Office where there's no files in the "Office" folder. And now for the installation part. As simple as double clicking the program file that you just did that. Follow the instructions and agree to their users agreement (assuming you can read English). If it asks you for the folder to install in, choose the empty folder you just created.
    Microsoft Download Center
    Office Deployment Tool
    The Office Deployment Tool (ODT) is a command-line tool that you can use to download and deploy Click-to-Run versions of Office, such as Microsoft 365 Apps for enterprise, to your client computers.
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  2. Step 3: Here comes the complicated parts Yes. Fucking confusing and complex parts (at least for me to mess with their libraries). Basically, first thing you need to do is check if you got all 3 files like in image 1 (all the images are below and after this message). ALSO, DO NOT TOUCH ANY OF THE FILES, OR RUN OR OPEN ANY OF THE FILES Rename the first 2 files like so. "configuration-x64.xml" and "configuration-x86.xml". Basically x64 is for x64 bit computers, and x86 is for x32 bit computers (yh, its confusing. I learnt that the hard way.). If you wanna check which operating system your PC uses, go google it how do see which one your PC uses. Also, if you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because I have to use these file names a lot of time in the future and I don't wanna write down the WHOLE ENTIRE file name that was before. But yes, you still have to change the file name, because I used these in my code.
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  3. Step 4: Even harder part Right click the xml file (with the one of your operating system). x64 for 64 bit and x86 for 32 bit. Then open it with notepad. Just try to figure a way out to edit that xml file with notepad. Now, delete everything and paste this in. 
    <!-- Office 365 client configuration file sample. To be used for Office 365 ProPlus apps, 
     Office 365 Business apps, Project Pro for Office 365 and Visio Pro for Office 365. 

     For detailed information regarding configuration options visit: http://aka.ms/ODT. 
     To use the configuration file be sure to remove the comments

     The following sample allows you to download and install the 64 bit version of the Office 365 ProPlus apps 
     and Visio Pro for Office 365 directly from the Office CDN using the Monthly Channel
     settings  -->

<Configuration>

  <Add OfficeClientEdition="64">
    <Product ID="DavidLovesHentai">
      <Language ID="en-us" />
    </Product>
  </Add>

  <!--  <Updates Enabled="TRUE" Channel="Monthly" /> -->

  <!--  <Display Level="None" AcceptEULA="TRUE" />  -->

  <!--  <Property Name="AUTOACTIVATE" Value="1" />  -->

</Configuration>
    Also, if you're smart enough, you can see which ones I changed lol. And now, replace "DavidLovesHentai" (don't remove the quotes) with the Product ID that you wanna install. Here's the list. Basically Volume means full version, and Retail is the limited one. 
  4. AccessRetail
Access2019Retail
Access2019Volume
ExcelRetail
Excel2019Retail
Excel2019Volume
HomeBusinessRetail
HomeBusiness2019Retail
HomeStudentRetail
HomeStudent2019Retail
O365HomePremRetail
OneNoteRetail
OutlookRetail
Outlook2019Retail
Outlook2019Volume
Personal2019Retail
PowerPointRetail
PowerPoint2019Retail
PowerPoint2019Volume
ProfessionalRetail
Professional2019Retail
ProjectProXVolume
ProjectPro2019Retail
ProjectPro2019Volume
ProjectStdRetail
ProjectStdXVolume
ProjectStd2019Retail
ProjectStd2019Volume
ProPlus2019Volume
ProPlus2019Retail
PublisherRetail
Publisher2019Retail
Publisher2019Volume
Standard2019Volume
VisioProXVolume
VisioPro2019Retail
VisioPro2019Volume
VisioStdRetail
VisioStdXVolume
VisioStd2019Retail
VisioStd2019Volume
WordRetail
Word2019Retail
Word2019Volume
    You can enter in what ever the fuck you want. But only one at a time. I'll tell you how do install multiple apps later. Now, save your xml file (ctrl s) and close it.
  5. Step 5: Copy pasting time! Right click on the folder that your files are in ("Office" folder for my case). Create a new text file. (Why do I even need to write the instructions for creating a new text file?). Now, in your text file, copy paste this. 
    setup.exe /configure configuration-x64.xml
    Or x86 for those of you with 32 bit PCs. Now, SAVE THE FILE AS, or ctrl shift s, you can go to Files > Save As, NOT JUST SAVE OR CTRL S. Do the same as Image 2. "Save file as" should be set to "All files" or this will just be saved as a normal txt file. We do not want that. Type install.bat as the file name. Basically, save the file as a bat file with the file name install.bat, if you're not dumb enough. Now, run that file (double click) and it will install Office 365 on your PC. It's gonna take Several Minutes, depending on your download speed. (Oh and yeah, you need to be online .-.) So, grab some popcorns and watch Dream cheating very obviously. Step 6: More copy pasting! Now, do the same as you did before, create a new text file and save it as a bat file. Same steps. But this time paste this: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    Here's the hard part. The inpkey (XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX) differs for each program you installs, so I'll be giving the list of all the inpkeys below in this channel. Scroll down right now and go check. Paste that into your new text file and save it as "activation.bat". Again, Save file as should be All files. Now, right click and Run as Administrator.
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  6. Step 7: Is it over yet? Yes. You can now open the program that you just installed (Word, Powerpoint, Excel, Access, Visio, Outlook, anything!), and sign in with your Microsoft account. You can do what ever the fuck you want now. Good luck. Step 8: But I wanna install more :( Go back to Step 4. You already have the 2 files renamed, so just change the Product ID and repeat all the steps. Good thing is that you don't need to create any more files because you've already created them! Just run the files and you're good to go. DM me for any inconvenience you have. Have a nice day! ^w^
  7. inpkeys Word: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:PBX3G-NWMT6-Q7XBW-PYJGG-WXD33
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    Powerpoint: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:RRNCX-C64HY-W2MM7-MCH9G-TJHMQ
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    Excel: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:TMJWT-YYNMB-3BKTF-644FC-RVXBD
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    Access: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:9N9PT-27V4Y-VJ2PD-YXFMF-YTFQT
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    Outlook: 
    if exist "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:7HD7K-N4PVK-BHBCQ-YWQRW-XW4VK
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
  8. Visio: 
    if exist "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office16"
if exist "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Office\Office16\ospp.vbs" cd /d "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Office\Office16"

cscript ospp.vbs /inpkey:9BGNQ-K37YR-RQHF2-38RQ3-7VCBB
cscript ospp.vbs /sethst:kms.teevee.asia
cscript ospp.vbs /act
    If you want to install something that's not in this list, DM me and I'll try to find the inpkey of it.

  9. @everyone I pirated Adobe. Acrobat, reader, photoshop, lightroom, premier, illustrator, go see for yourself https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TY9xc-tLBT2V6IuzmnhNZS1BdoEarB6N?usp=sharing IMPORTANT THING TO NOTE: when it asks you what to install, make sure to uncheck hi.ru, or else hi.ru will be installed. Just dont be dumb and read. If you have any problems installing it, DM me. It should be pretty easy.